Sex, Drugs & Unix

Sunday, November 28th

Wednesday, November 24th

BSOD, larger than life


When I'm visiting New York, I tend to walk with my head down and take little notice of the giant screens flashing around me, but today, I noticed a sign in the distance that was unmistakeable: I was standing before the largest "blue screen of death" that I had ever seen at the corner of 42nd Street and 8th Ave. While most people experience the soul-crushing blue screen in the solitude of their homes or offices, I took part in a truly mass blue screen experience [...] link

See more here, here,here, and here.
Jim on 11.24.04 @ 02:50 PM PST [link]


Tuesday, November 23rd

sit n surf


Doc writes, "A magazine photography crew is here this afternoon to shoot me working in my Natural Habitat. Which could be a) my terminally messy office; b) by the pool overlooking the Pacific; c) on the toilet. Guess which one they'll use — which is where I most like to work while I get the least done."


Assuming that he's using WiFi on the john, I call this the "Biba pose". Named after Ken Biba, who not only helped invent Wireless Ethernet (back in the day (and I mean the early 90s, not the late 90s)), but was likely the first to envision that this would be the classic mode of use.

Another story from the distant past.

Brett Stewart (founder of Wayport) and the guy who started Mobilestar (Mark Goode) (Mobilestar was absorbed by T-Mobile after they flamed out) were on the same team once (with Phil Belanger) in a company with the working name "PLANcom" (Public LAN Company).

Anyway, after the founders tore the sheet (Phil went to Aironet, which was bought by Cisco). Brett once admitted to sitting in the (public) restroom of the building where Mobilestar was located (in Richardson, TX (Wayport was always in Austin)), and attaching to Mobilestar's corporate network.

About a year later, Brett 'tested' the (first) install at the Four Seasons in Austin, from, yes, the lobby men's room.

The idea is not new. Witness the iLoo, and this.

The beaches here need WiFi. The (public) restrooms seem a near-perfect spot. Hmm.

Jim
Jim on 11.23.04 @ 08:03 PM PST [link]


Friday, November 19th

Microsoft IS NOT


Microsoft has a filed new patent that claims the Visual Basic "IS NOT" operator.

Quoting from the patent's first claim:

1. A system for determining if two operands point to different locations in memory, the system comprising: a compiler for receiving source code and generating executable code from the source code, the source code comprising an expression comprising an operator associated with a first operand and a second operand, the expression evaluating to true when the first operand and the second operand point to different memory locations.

and later

[0054] At step 408, executable is generated. In one embodiment of the
invention, the executable generated is a machine-independent
intermediate code, such as MICROSOFT Intermediate Language or Common
Intermediate Language, although native (machine dependent) language or
byte code may alternatively or additionally be generated.


In other words, "Fuck you MONO".

LISP has been able to do this for 40 plus years. The LISP eq/equal operator is such a fundamental piece of prior art that this whole thing should be easily struck down. Writing ISNOT as '(defun isnot (a b) (not (eq (a b))))' is completely obvious to anyone skilled in the art, and reads all over the patent.

In fact, some ancient implementations of LISP came equipt with an NEQ operator that was exactly (not (eq (a b))). Franz had an NEQ operator in 1984 or before. The 'T' language from Yale(which looks like a dialect of Scheme) had an NEQ operator in 1988 or before.

Luckily Novell just got a $536,000,000 settlement from Microsoft, and they employ the Gnome/Mono guys, so they have lots of money and standing to wipe this patent out. And since IBM seems to be backing Novel (they paid Novell to buy SUSE), at least the good guys have a chance.


(setq pinheads 'microsoft)

Later what he said
Jim on 11.19.04 @ 04:42 PM PST [link]


Good sofware and bad cars


Paul Graham's newest is out:

But it's not just that software and movies are malleable mediums. In those businesses, the designers (though they're not generally called that) have more power. Software companies, at least successful ones, tend to be run by programmers. And in the film industry, though producers may second-guess directors, the director controls most of what appears on the screen. And so American software and movies, and Japanese cars, all have this in common: the people in charge care about design-- the former because the designers are in charge, and the latter because the whole culture cares about design.


Jim on 11.19.04 @ 04:36 AM PST [link]


Tuesday, November 16th

The first rule of fight club is -


you must be a Republican.

Jim on 11.16.04 @ 07:45 PM PST [link]


For the professional sysadmin


Continuing yesterdays' theme...

(Ahem) Whip those (l)users into shape with the CAT-5 o' nine tails - Professional Version.



For the Sys-Amazon in all of us, I suppose.
Jim on 11.16.04 @ 04:04 PM PST [link]


Monday, November 15th


Sunday, November 14th

more on cell phones and RSS


Sony Ericsson has published a position paper - Mobile Web Initiative Workshop

Mobile Web use cases #2: information updates

To further address the issue of how to get users online, and their reluctance to browse the Web in the traditional meaning, we look at another major trend.

Push services are on the rise on the Internet, based on the de facto standard RSS. We believe that RSS has a great potential in mobile phones, as a technology to automatically provide updated content to users - accessing the Web without browsing.


(Emphasis in the original.)

Jim on 11.14.04 @ 04:14 AM PST [link]


Friday, November 12th

spelled "L-Z-Ws"


Snipped from Need To Know:

Last year, Microsoft had 4,000 patents in total. This year, they applied for another 3,000. They are now planning at least twenty IP cross-licensing deals with other large corporations, and have made it clear that they are seeking similiar alliances with even their worst enemies. This April, they quietly offered a "Royalty Free Protocol License Agreement" on their site. It generously allows the license of "any intellectual property rights Microsoft may have in any or all of [the following] protocols". The 130 protocols listed included Appletalk, most of TCP/IP - and everything else, from DNS to Zmodem, from DHCP to the port 9 discard service (whose sole function is to drop packets). Signing this license frees developers from being sued for IP infringements by Microsoft, but prevents you from working on GPL software (Samba already warns its contributors not to sign it). This week, Microsoft indemnified all their customers from the legal fallout of any court cases revolving around their IP. Which implies there is either about to be such a battle: or at least Microsoft wants everyone to think there'll be one. Put this week in your diaries, ladies and gentlemen of the Internet: you don't need Yoda to tell you that the Patent Wars have begun.


- pat groklaw says all you need to know


- or the phony war, at least

Jim on 11.12.04 @ 03:24 PM PST [link]


vidpoding? telepodding?


Saw a link to this on Boing Boing

If you've got a podcast grabber like iPodder, aim it at

http://www.warrenellis.com/podcastvideo/dircaster.php

And you should grab a .3gp video, shot with the Nokia 7610 cameraphone, that I shot in North Beach, San Francisco a couple of weeks ago while waiting for Laurenn McCubbin to pick me up in her little chariot. .3gp is viewable in a current version of Quicktime -- older versions will probably call out for the .3gp plugin.

Obviously, this isn't going to be much use if you have the iPodder-iTunes-iPod direct filling set up. But it illustrates how easily you can shoot video, dump it into a file and broadcast it.

Thanks to the Bad Signallers who hacked the script together for me. I take back everything I ever said about you people.

-- W

link

Similar to something I suggested nearly two weeks ago. With the right back-end infrastructure, and a sliver of software on the phone, this kind of thing becomes semi-automatic.

Someone should make that happen. Someone should.

... re-occurent memories bubbeling up from the time fog. Just press play.


Jim on 11.12.04 @ 01:13 AM PST [link]


Old dog, old tricks


John Gilmore once stated, "The Internet interprets censorship as damage, and routes around it.".

[...] The band has said over and over they would release the CD Nov. 23rd in the US and a day earlier in Europe. They have also said that the moment it leaked to the internet they would make it for sale at iTunes and elsewhere.
 
That sure sounded like a challenge a month ago when we all first heard about it. So what happened?

Well, over the weekend it was starting to show up on BitTorrent sites. The whole CD was there in fine audio form. By Tuesday I would guess almost everybody in radio had it. BUT nobody was playing it. (You can now monitor this in real time for stations country wide with search and all that.) Why? Well to do so would piss off the record company and the band.


Though Doc says that the album is not yet available on at the ITMS, one of the better tracks, "Vertigo", is available for download (for $0.99) from the iTunes Music Store.

Simultaneously, U2 and its label, hoping to make the best of their predicament, are hooking up with MTV.com and VH1.com to stream the new album online, as of Tuesday, November 16, one full week before the November 23 release date. Quoting from the lyrics to "Vertigo":

All of this can be yours
Just give me what I want
And no one gets hurt

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, conspires with Creative Commons to release a 100% legal rip/mix/mash/burn bomb of its own. The backstory is that in August of 1991, Negativland released an overpriced single called U2 , featuring snippets of U2 recordings, outtakes of Casey Kasem's American Top 40, ("These guys are from England and who gives a shit?") and a mangled sample of U2's song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For". Island Records turned around and sued the band and its label (SST) for copyright infringemnt and deceptive packaging. Have a listen.

Now that same Negativland developed the ideas for the sampling copyright licenses, though they are written by real lawyers. As far as I know, the following track are the first actually covered by the Creative Commons Sampling licenses. You can literally do what you want with these tracks, as long as you don't attempt to sell the result. I fully expect that these will start showing up in podcasts.

Beastie Boys / Now Get Busy
David Byrne / My Fair Lady
Zap Mama / Wadidyusay?
My Morning Jacket / One Big Holiday
Spoon / Revenge!
Gilberto Gil / Oslodum
Dan the Automator / Relaxation Spa Treatment
Thievery Corporation / DC 3000
Le Tigre / Fake French
Paul Westerberg / Looking Up in Heaven
Chuck D with Fine Arts Militia / No Meaning No
The Rapture / Sister Saviour (Blackstrobe Remix)
Cornelius / Wataridori 2
Danger Mouse & Jemini / What U Sittin' On?
DJ Dolores / Oslodum 2004
Matmos / Action at a Distance

One of these events is an Atomic Bomb that will, no doubt precipitate fallout from the RIAA followed by a Creative Commons arms race once the artists recognize that getting listened to and recognized is far more valuable than any promotion their label is likely to offer (and even then, the artist pays for it.)

The other is the fizzled dud old-school label promoting a washed-up, 25 year-old has-been with the Same Old Shit.

Which one of these albums will result in more collective sales for the labels and artists? Which one of these albums will still be listened to in 2 years?

Negativland, the band that U2 sued for sampling, came up with a license that encourages sampling, which directly resulted in the release of an album of free music by top stars, timed to directly counter U2's latest campaign, while U2 is distracted trying to fight downloads of its hoped-for smash hit.

In short, U2 and its label are caught sitting on their collective ass.


Jim on 11.12.04 @ 12:24 AM PST [link]


Wednesday, November 10th

Smilin' Shrubs of Symphonic Sympathy


Paul Graham's newest essay, "Its the Charisma, Stupid" is up.

Occam's razor says that we should prefer the simpler of two explanations. I begin by reminding readers of this principle because I'm about to propose a theory that will offend both liberals and conservatives. But Occam's razor means, in effect, that if you want to disagree with it, you have a hell of a coincidence to explain.

The theory is that, in US presidential elections, the more charismatic candidate wins.


But, of course, Shrub was selling fear, not toothy grins. Perhaps playing dumb really is a path toward winning elections.

Jim on 11.10.04 @ 02:48 AM PST [link]


Tuesday, November 9th

WWJD?


I'd say something really rude, but its obvious that this Xtian has it rough
enough. Coding in VB (nevermind on Windows) is its own hell.

Jesus would probably load ubuntu. And code in LISP.
Jim on 11.09.04 @ 01:43 AM PST [link]


Sunday, November 7th

How to hack an election


But I agree with Fox's Dick Morris on this one, at least in large part. Wrapping up his story for The Hill, Morris wrote in his final paragraph, "This was no mere mistake. Exit polls cannot be as wrong across the board as they were on election night. I suspect foul play."
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/1106-30.htm
Jim on 11.07.04 @ 02:19 PM PST [link]


Saturday, November 6th

Summertime..


When I was a boy, Larry Yelnick's mom used to play Janice Joplin's "Pearl" at top volume during those hot summer days in Las Vegas. The blacktop would burn your feet if you dared cross the street without shoes, and the sound would melt over the neighborhood like a chocolate bar left outside. I remember the occasional view of the war on TV, but it never gripped me. Even when the son of someone we went to church with failed to return alive, it was all something remote and distant.

This one's from Cheap Thrills

Your daddy’s rich,
When your ma, oh honey thinks she’s mighty good-looking, babe.
I said she’s looking pretty fine to me right now,
Don’t you know she is.
Whoa, hush, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
No, no, no, no, no, don’t you cry.
Oh honey you’d better not cry
’cause they’re gonna kick you up if when you want to do nothing,
Take it from me!
Cry.

Whoa, one of these mornings,
Child, you’ll rise up singing, baby, oh.
I said you’re gonna wanna go, honey, spread your wings,
Yeah, child, you take, take to the sky,
Lord, the sky.

Until that morning,
Honey, no-no-no-nothing’s going to harm you, babe,
I said honey nothing’s ever gonna let you down,
’cause I just wouldn’t let them do it , no, no, no, no, no,
Hush, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
No, no, no, no, no,
Don’t you cry, oh no,
Cry.


Doc posted something that I had IM-ed to him, and then got chided and retracted. Perhaps I wasn't clear, here is what the doc I sent to Doc says:

In addition, Section 12(f)(2) of the Military Selective Service System Act specifies that any person required to present himself for and submit to registration under Section 3 of the Military Selective Service System Act must file a statement with the institution of higher education where the person intends to attend or is attending that he is in compliance with the Military Selective Service System Act.


Only thats not what the actutal text of the act says:


In order to receive any grant, loan, or work assistance under title IV of the Higher Education Act of 1965 (20 U.S.C. 1070 et seq. (and 42 U.S.C. 2751 et seq.)), a person who is required under section 3 (section 453 of this Appendix) to present himself for and submit to registration under such section shall file with the institution of higher education which the person intends to attend, or is attending, a statement of compliance with section 3 and regulations issued thereunder.


See, the act says you have to do it if you get federal assistance under title IV of the HEA. The document I sent to Doc says nothing about such action being required to get financial or assistance, but rather only that it is required.

BTW, that last post wasn't mean to call 53 million people dumb... not exactly. But y'all did elect his ass twice, right? The intent was that this is how the world views the US, and it is how they view us. This is very dangerous, we could wake up soon to find the entire world arrayed against us, closing their markets and borders and turning their backs.

There is no "Coallition of the Willing". Nicaragua, Spain, the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Philippines, Thailand, Singapore and New Zealand have all quit. Poland and the Netherlands are pulling out by March. Ukraine, Moldova, Norway, and Bulgaria are trimming to fewer than 20 troops each. We're going to end up alone, naked and cold in the desert.

Vietnam had trees, at least.

This is the "land of the free", they say. They know. They taught you that in school, remember? The land of the free is also the land that its visa regulations so that journalists from foreign countries cannot use the visa waiver program, but rather have to go to a US consolate in their countries and submit forms and fees to obtain a 'journalist' visa. There are only a few others countries in the world that require a special visa for journalists: China, Indonesia, Cuba, Syria, Iran and North Korea.

Actually, as of May, you can get out of jail free. Once. Maybe.

What's wrong with requiring foreign journalists to have a special press visa, you ask? Why shouldn't they have to show that they are here for good and benign reasons? Well, for one thing, we don't require most tourists from these friendly nations to obtain visas.

Whatever happened to:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

WTF, Over?

I believed in the people of this country. I believed that most of the people of my country, and yours, are good people. I believed that most of us are ashamed for what 'our' government is doing. We love this country, we love the ideas and ideals it was founded on, ideas that are the foundation of one of the most long-lasting constitutions in the history of governance.

I believed that the Bush administration were a bunch of abusive criminals. I lived in Texas with Shrub as Govenor. During the 2000 election, Shrub did not carry Austin, Nader did. I believed that after four years that the citizens of my country would clearly see what the residents of Austin had. I believed in those bumper stickers that read "regime change begins at home".

I hoped for these elections to say a collective, "we are sorry, we made a mistake, we are correcting it now" to the world. that would have stopped terrorism more than anything the administration has done. That would have shown humility and recognition and a bit of vision, instead of the obnoxious cockyness that Americans are painted with when abroad. Voting Shrub and his oil-filthy buddies out would be a sign that the nation is watching, that those actions were due to an evil administration and were not the will of the people.

I was wrong. The majority of the citizens of the United States of America approved Bush's conduct and awarded him with an even stronger administration. Rhenquist is dying, and will be replaced either with someone who makes him look like a left-handed peacenik, or someone with even less spine than Thomas. There goes the Supreme Court.

sigh


Jim on 11.06.04 @ 07:08 AM PST [link]


Thursday, November 4th

Says it all, eh?


While the Time cover is obviously a Photoshop-fake, the Daily Mirror cover is real.



Jim on 11.04.04 @ 01:14 PM PST [link]


Wednesday, November 3rd

Who's yo daddy?


The purple one smacks some ass.



Found at Drunken Batman
Jim on 11.03.04 @ 04:18 AM PST [link]


Tuesday, November 2nd

rumors of another layoff @ Vivato


Sources say 7 people join the ranks of "I used to work there" on Thursday.
I've got names, but I won't post them.

The last layoff there was in August, some 60-70 days ago. As Vivato continues to run out of money, while attempting to close another round of funding, I expect that the layoffs will silently continue to occur.

I am also reminded that almost exactly a year has passed since Stalter stood in front of the assembled masses in Spokane and emphatically stated that the CEO job was in Spokane. I still don't see a lot of Vivato execs actually living in Spokane today.
Jim on 11.02.04 @ 05:10 PM PST [link]