Sex, Drugs & Unix

Wednesday, June 29th

More fun at the Glover Mansion


When Rachel Dunham took out a restraining order against her boyfriend, she didn't expect to be marrying him a short time later.
So instead of honeymooning in Mexico, her beau, Rodney Tomsha, sits in the Spokane County Jail, accused of violating the order by getting within two blocks of Dunham.

He tried to persuade a Spokane judge last week to lift the restraining order, but the judge refused.

The couple were married last Thursday in nearby Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, Spokane police Detective Stephanie Barkley said.


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The local Spokane newspaper fills in a few details:

Spokane police received a tip about the reception Saturday at Spokane's Glover Mansion Deux and waited until the couple had waved goodbye to friends before police pulled over their car and arrested Tomsha at 4:30 p.m. at 19th Avenue and Grand Boulevard, police spokesman Dick Cottam said.


I just love the fact that the hacks at the Spokesman Review are using a (now defunct) corporate name my mistake.
Jim on 06.29.05 @ 10:05 PM PST [link]


Great moments in technical documentation:



From SuSE 9.3 logname(1):

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NAME
logname - print user's login name

...

AUTHOR
Written by FIXME: unknown.


Jim on 06.29.05 @ 09:38 PM PST [link]


Tuesday, June 28th

Friday, June 24th

Austin again


I'm sitting at the Austin airport, watching at least seven other people using the wireless net here at gate 11. None of these folks know that I installed Wayport's service here, and I'm sure none of them care.

Here's the funny part. I'm using T-Mobile, because Wayport sucks. Frankly, if I have to pay for access (and I don't relish the idea), I'd rather sit in a Starbucks than McDonalds. Vucina just doesn't get it.

"We look forward to continuing our leadership position in the industry and to achieving our aggressive goals in 2005 for connections, revenue, cash flow and profit."

What the fuck does that mean? "We would like to make some money." BFD, Dave. Everyone does.
Your investors are probably on your ass about it. What are you doing about it?

Wayport took its first money in 1998 with follow-on rounds in 1999 and 2000, and 2002. Its now mid-2005, and I'm sure that some of those funds are looking for a return on their investment. Fund rules, don't cha know, and with the collapse of the dot-com crazies, Wayport is one of the few investments left to generate any return.

All that money, all that promise, and what we get is WayP0rn in IHOP. Just a bunch of monkeys jacking-off into cyberspace in their 120,000 hotel rooms.

I dropped by the Wayport corporate offices earlier. Wayport used to have nice digs. Now they're located by Austin's parole office, adjacent to one of Austin's worst neighborhoods, in the middle of what is easily Austin's worst traffic snarl (I-35 and Ben White, for those of you familiar.) The auto body shop up the street offers "$500 cash back", which is a blatant insurance scam if I ever saw one.

"Bubble guy" is still on the building, and they have a loading dock that is massive (3 bays), considering where we started back in 1998. But still, when was the business model ever about shipping *stuff*?

Brett Stewart used to constantly harp, "Character is destiny", and in this case, it may be true. There are vicious rumors about a stock swindle inside the company, with some of the execs taking massive pots of shares home while the people who built the company are left holding what might as well be air.... or handfulls of semi-soft, still warm turds, freshly dispensed by management.

On the other side, most of the hotels I stay in offer free connectivity, so there can't be that much of a revenue model. Free is where this industry is headed, and free was something I tried to warn about, and accomodate over five years ago, but nobody would listen.

Stick a fork in it.

Sigh.

Jim on 06.24.05 @ 05:49 PM PST [link]


HTML O' the day




What's on TV? Oh, the usual sci-fi fantasy, read by women in bed.



But he suggested that the doctors advising interrogators were
not covered by ethics strictures because they were not treating
patients but rather were acting as behavioral scientists.



She wants to paint the living room yellow. I have not the words.



Imaging tests show the brain directs its resources to either
visual input or auditory input, but cannot fully activate both
at the same time, the team at Johns Hopkins University in
Baltimore found.



It had to happen.



The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don't.



"We believe this represents a value-for-money monarchy."



HNG KONG LUNA -- Hans Snetterling of the Interplanetary Olympic
Committee announced Monday that the search for Irish pole
vaulter Mei-Ling Kryscynski, last seen clearing the eastern rim
of the Tycho Brahe crater at supraorbital velocity, will
continue until 90 days have passed.



We are sorry but we must regretfully reject this advertisement.
We feel that the tone of the message is too negative.
[Possibly offensive: AL]



The concrete sections had to be fabricated in a way that allowed
them to be conveniently moved into position in the channel. The
solution was the casting basin, in effect a huge dry dock 1,000
feet long, 300 feet wide, and 60 feet deep - big enough to hold
an aircraft carrier or three Titanics side by side.



You can see the flooded basin on the east with two submerged sections
of tunnels marked by the 8 pillars sticking out of the water, and two
floating sections tied up on the west side of the channel.



Why bother, indeed?


Jim on 06.24.05 @ 07:18 AM PST [link]


Sunday, June 19th

Monkey Fluffer



Reply to: anon-77674915@craigslist.org">77674915@craigslist.org Date: 2005-06-08, 11:15AM EDT

I represent a nationally recognized zoo. Due to the curious nature of this request, I cannot disclose the name of the zoo. Please believe this offer is for real. We recently purchased a female orangutang to mate with our prize male. The problem is a couple of animal trainers were having relations with the male. He has since lost all interest in mating with females of his species. The zoo I represent has authorized me to offer $10,000 to a woman that can "fluff" the male and get him to inseminate the female. Your identity will be completely secret and every effort will be made to keep this from the press. You and I will meet only once. You will be shown pictures of the orangutang at that meeting. I cannot email you a pic in advance as he is very famous and quite recognizable. The only other person that will see you is one of the animal trainers. He will be standing by with a tranquilizer gun in case the female gets jealous, or the male gets a little too rough. You can let the trainer know up front whether you are into the rough stuff. We are anticipating a huge response, so to save time please include a pic and brief bio/resume. I can share these with the orangutang in advance. All info. sent will be destroyed. Thank you and the millions of youngsters who will love to see any baby orangs you help bring into existence thank you.

You need to be able to host, or we can do this in a mutually agreed upon hotel.

link, via jwz

Jim on 06.19.05 @ 08:30 PM PST [link]


What hath Dave wraught?


I'm in D/FW. Its almost 6am, local time. Wayport is nowhere to be found, but T-Mobile has its WiFi service up and running.

I helped secure the deal and drove the decision five years ago, and now Dave Vucina and his motley crew seem to have ballparks and pancake houses on the brain. Nevermind the Big Macs.

All that growth is interesting, but the core of Wayport was always the traveling business person. I don't think those guys spend a lot of time wolfing down cheeseburgers at the merchant of McDeath. I'll be in Austin later this week (we're moving Netgate's warehouse). Perhaps I'll drop in on McDave and report that something here is still advertising "Wayport_Access" as an ESSID, though its a IBSS (no APs) network, with a MAC address that starts 02:0E:35, and its only intermittent. I think some stray piece of gear was once using Wayport's wireless network here, and went tits up when the APs were all powered off.

I was a big part of the reason that public WiFi happened in airports and hotels, but especially airports, and its hard to see all that work go to waste over one man's lack of vision.

Update: Wayport had previously announced this, but haven't updated their airports page.
Jim on 06.19.05 @ 04:05 AM PST [link]


Friday, June 17th

Monday, June 13th

Vivato's business plan on the back of a business card


[source]
Jim on 06.13.05 @ 05:03 AM PST [link]


Sunday, June 12th

Movie: Cracking WEP in 10 minutes


Whitehat an Isreal-based firm that collects "tools for ethical hackers", and is best-known for its pay-for-access Rainbow Crack Rainbow Table, has relased a Flash movie showing just how easy it is to crack your neighbor's WEP-encrypted AP.


Jim on 06.12.05 @ 07:20 PM PST [link]


Friday, June 3rd

Is posession of ZeroWing now a capital crime?


"Subculture Joe" (aka Jason Sprinkle), leader of "fabricators of the attachment" stepped in front of a train and died last month.

Reading the stories and obits, I am filled with disgust over the irresponsibly paranoiac response of the City of Seattle and its law-enforcement authorities. While I could imagine this happening in Spokake, it just boggles that the cops in Seattle are that backward and mean. Perhaps I should paint all of Washington with the brush I oft use on Spokane, though terrorists in Spokane have a decidedly non-arts mindset.

If ""Timber Lake Carpentry rules. The bomb!" on a bumper sticker can get you arrested, thrown in jail and sentanced, then why won't "Somebody set up us the bomb."?


Jim on 06.03.05 @ 01:11 AM PST [link]


Wednesday, June 1st

Bitkeeper going down (film at 11)


Reading between the lines of this Forbes article, I think Larry's company is getting its ass kicked.

I knew Larry at Sun, and while he did some good work, he was commonly viewed as an asshole. (Yes, I know, pot->kettle->black.) AFAIK, he stll is.

McVoy is well known and well respected in the Linux Community. He was the chairman of the program committee of 1999 LinuxExpo technical conference and has sat on many other technical program committees.

The trouble is, I don't know of anyone using Bitkeeper on a commercial basis, nor does the Bitmover website offer up any. Now Larry's company, once so full of promise, and having "allowed" the FOSS community to wring out the bugs in his offering, has pulled all support for the hosted FOSS projects. I'll bet the blowback is imense. Time to pull out the PR flaks for a puff-piece in Forbes. In it Larry argues against any and all commercial success of FOSS, forgetting, or ignoring that it wasn't about commercial success.

McVoy argues that the open source phenomenon may appear to be sustainable but actually is being propped up by hardware makers who view open source code as a loss leader--something that will entice customers to buy their boxes.

"Nobody wants to admit that most of the money funding open source development, maybe 80% to 90%, is coming from companies that are not open source companies themselves. What happens when these sponsors go away and there is not enough money floating around? Where is innovation going to come from? Is the government going to fund it? This stuff is expensive."

Even the popular Linux operating system would suffer if hardware makers stopped their sugar-daddy support for its development--putting their own programmers to work on Linux, and sending payments to the Open Source Development Labs, the non-profit organization that employs Torvalds and some of his key lieutenants.

"If hardware companies stopped funding development, I think it would dramatically damage the pace at which Linux is being developed. It would be pretty darn close to a nuclear bomb going off," McVoy says.

McVoy says he believes the software industry will reach some kind of balance between open source and traditional software companies. Open source companies will make commodity knockoffs and eke out tiny profits, while traditional "closed source" companies will develop innovative products and earn fatter profits.

Heretical as this may seem, McVoy wants to be on the side that innovates and makes money.

Jim on 06.01.05 @ 08:04 AM PST [link]


Spokesman Rejaw continues to pound West in the Ass


I tell ya, its near hysteria at the Spokesman Rearview.

I think the papers editor and owner both know that if West manages to hold onto his post, and have the FBI and/or the state investigators clear his name, then he'll be able to go after the Spokane paper for large amounts of cash. After which, he'll be singing:

I got cash in fuck you quantities
Know what?
That makes you uncomfortable
Fuck you and the Range Rover you drove in on

Fuck your Saab convertable
And your twice weekly trips to the analyst
Stupid Motherfuck

Fuck the Hamptons, Maine
And the fly infested south of France
I'm paid, asshole
Got more cash than God can count
So why don't you just...die

Choke on your damn designer bagel from Balducci's
Low cholesterol, naturally

Fuck your big old Sunday New York Times
Fuck the Wall Street Journal
And Newsweek and the lot
Including Nation, Villiage Voice, Guardian and the rest
Stupid set of priviledge motherfuckers

Think it's fashionable to have an 'alternative view'

And fuck, if you can

Your pencil thin, evian drinking
Calorie counting, caffine limiting
sodium sparing, nutra-sweet sweetening
rear-view-mirror-preening
carrot-nibbling bunny

Go drown in a lake of diet coke, fucker

I got cash
What else matters
I got cash
Slave

Fuck your fencing
Screw your squash
Piss on your polo
And your Pavarotti

Fuck all that shit you call music and pretend to enjoy

I got cash
Mega cash
Unhappy with that?

Oh, go sit on your ski rack!

Money talks
You little pussy
And let your politically correct pals know
That I think you're a dick also

Neutered asshole

Your idea of multiculturalism
Japanese restaurant on Monday
Indian on Tuesday
And on Wednesday, Carribbean

Not too spicy please!

Well, I've got stash on stash
And it ain't nouveau cash

Money's been in my family for generations

My great, great, great grandfather made the bag
Selling European slaves in Africa

I got cash, motherfucker
And you can't tell
Whether or not I'm joking
Can you?

Dumb fuck



Jim on 06.01.05 @ 05:46 AM PST [link]



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