Sex, Drugs & Unix

Wednesday, April 27th

Vivat-egad!


Quite possibly the worst Vivato Install I've Seen.

The naked panel weights 42lbs. The observation deck is some 1100 feet above ground level. Wind gusts of over 60mph are common on top of the tower. The naked panel has an area of 1/2 square meter, or 5.8 square feet.

F= ((Vg^2)(A))/390

where:
F= Horizontal force, in pounds.
Vg = Wind velocity in mph.
A = Surface area, in ft2

A 60mph gust will generate 53 pound of force at the top of that mast. An 80mph gust will generate almost 100lbs of force. Thank God for the saftey fence.
Jim on 04.27.05 @ 05:56 AM PST [link]


The Ultimate Corporate Firewall


If you’ve ever dealt with network security (crackers, firewalls, viruses and so on), you know there is one ultimate trump card in an emergency: cut the cord! If a worm is running loose on your network, or a DoS attack is killing your server, sometimes it is just best to unplug from the Internet entirely until the problem is resolved.

Of course in a small network this is easy to do manually. But in a larger network the critical cable might be several floors away, hidden in the back of cluttered wiring closet.

And what if you are not on-site? You may have just gotten notice of the problem via a remote monitoring device on your pager, and nobody is in the office at this hour to unplug it. Seconds can count in emergencies!

For this device, a tiny electrically operated guillotine would be connected to a dedicated phone line. The critical cable is then threaded through the guillotine. When a problem occurs, you call the connected phone, punch in a security code, and the guillotine is “fired” through the cable, severing it. As confirmation on the phone line, a sultry female voice with an obvious French accent would confirm, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"

Of course, there are practical alternatives, but they don't squeek in French, and you'll need to get through the network to access them.

On a somewhat less fanciful note...

A long time ago, there was a company named Smallworks. We built firewall and VPN gateways on SunOS and WinNT platforms. The product was called "Netgate". We received many Chapter_27Firewalls_.html">fine reviews.

We even built a Border Gateway Protocol (BGP) 'listener' (in Java) that could tie the eBGP4 feeds from the MAPS RBL service into NetGate firewall rules. This software would allow customer sites to completely block providers of UCE from contacting their constituent networks. The code to the listener was placed under the LGPL, and eventually used in several university-level Java programming classes.

This was all somewhat before technologies like GNU/linux and freebsd were stable. The SmallWorks "Netgate" product was "source available". You could buy the source to the entire system for, IIRC, $2,500, while binaries were $1,500. We made the source available not out of any "open source" spirit, but rather so those customers who wanted to inspect the code, could. We pre-dated the Checkpoint patents by at least a year. Many years later, when Darrin Reed caused a huge upset by "pulling" permission for ipf, the packet filter used by linux, freebsd, netbsd and openbsd, I offered the code to Netgate under any appropriate open source license requested, as a replacement. The BSD family moved toward pf, while linux has repalced its firewall technology with every major release.

We had some killer customers back then: Cadence, Tivoli, Bank-One, Raptor and fantastic licensing deals with Elvis + and Sterling Commerce.

I closed the business in 1998 when I went to Wayport to be the CTO. I told myself that I "wanted to learn about VC". Between Wayport and Vivato, (with a little bit of Musenki in the middle), I got my education. That single decision took six years of my life, but provided me with a very deep education of not only the pitfalls and practices of the Vulture Capitalists, but also a very nice education about subjects including 802.11, RF and embedded linux systems. I admit that I was confused how people could be making so much money building websites to sell pet food. Remember, it was 1998, and the dot.com gold-rush was on.

When AT&T decided to attempt to rip our registered trademark for "Netgate" for no good reason, we started using the name in commerce. The netgate you know today as a provider of 802.11 gear is the result. Thats literally how we picked the name.

Lately I've taken up with the m0n0wall folks. m0n0wall is a great little firewall, VPN system that is "open source" (in the BSD sense). I started shipping it on our PowerG8 line mostly because it provides a "nearly there" solution that is adequate for most of our customers. We also run it here as the main gateway on a Soekris 4501. I'd tried pebble, but it sucked so badly that I kept looking. m0n0wall was simple: dd it to the CF card, slap the CF card into the system, apply power, and hit the webGUI. It was love at first sight.

So last night, Chris Buechler, who not only runs most of the documentation effort for m0n0wall, but also answers most of the questions on the m0n0wall mailing lists sends email and says he installs m0n0wall for his customers, and he'd rather buy from us than one of our competitors. He wants a slightly different WRAP board in a simple case. He sent the mail at nearly 6pm HST. Thats 9pm in California, and midnight on the East Coast for those of you stuck in the mainland.

We went to work, Jamie and I. A little back-of-the envelope math, an email exchange with one of our suppliers, a couple web orders, and a bit of snarking around with OS Commerce, and we had a new product, the Netgate m1n1wall. (Get it?) Six hours gots us a new product on the way to the warehouse, complete with tested code, documentation, and a support group.


So now I'm thinking of using the new BGPD from OpenBSD, and adding a similar MAPS RBL based Spam filter to m0n0wall. Now, I'm fairly sure that few people will want to put a 6 in by 6 in WRAP board in front of their entire mail system, but then, I haven't revealed all my cards yet. We have other hardware. Rack-mountable hardware. Rack-mountable hardware that has faster processors, more memory, more Ethernet interfaces, yet still boots off a CF card.

Heh heh.

Netgate is back, baby.

Jim on 04.27.05 @ 04:14 AM PST [link]


Tuesday, April 26th

Debian is dead


In an interview with InternetNews, Debian's new project manager, Branden Robinson basically says nothing.
He "won't get in the way" (of sarge).

More telling is this fun little pull quote from Bruce Perens:

"The biggest challenge Debian has to face is to go to regular releases rather than 'when it's ready,' which has turned out to be 'once in three years,' " Perens told internetnews.com. "This will happen with or without Branden, and he has stated that he'll keep out of the way of the release managers."


But wait, wasn't one of the fundamental tenents of CaTB
Release Early, and Release Often":

Early and frequent releases are a critical part of the Linux development model. Most developers (including me) used to believe this was bad policy for larger than trivial projects, because early versions are almost by definition buggy versions and you don't want to wear out the patience of your users.


Debian has several failures, which I won't repeat here. Ubuntu isn't much better, and the development process for both distros is flawed in the extreme.

So, the flock, with the exception of the truely dedicated, is abandoning Debian for Ubuntu. RedHat seems to have finally pissed-off the assembled crowd, who's immediate reaction was "Fedora Core", a distro with more inherent value in its left pinky than all of RedHat's $2B market cap.

Still, for the hobbist or professional developer, all these distros are flawed in the same way, they make an excuse for source code availability. For a development desktop, Debian is deeply flawed. Its package manager likes to get in the way, pulling in header files and "development libraries" that are completely out of touch with the rest of the system. For the true depth of the depravity, try compiling redboot on a debian machine.

Still, debian's deepest flaw (one it shares with Redhat/Fedora as well as Ubutu) is that its doesn't allow an EZ rebuild from a known, stable source tree. Imagine the state of the linux kernel if huge bits of it shipped as binary objects that you downloaded from one of several webservers. Thats a Microsoft/Sun ideology!

Why in the world, in this day and age when 2GHz CPUs and 512MB of RAM are common, would anyone prefer a system that they can't build from scratch? Being able to easily build from source is the sine qua non for a unix, or unix-like system. Anything that gets in the way is flawed.

In this regard, Gentoo continues to hold together. If you gotta run linux, its G2 for my money, and the debian folk could learn a lot from portage. If you've attained any level of linux modicum, gentoo is your "distro" (as an aside, the fact that Gentoo is really an "undistro" is likely the reason to keep it out of the hands of young and impressionable minds. Better to learn *nix somewhere else first, then graduate to a distro that won't get in your way.

However, for my money, if you can run it, FreeBSD still holds together much better.

For those of you about to write-in about OpenBSD, don't bother. I don't associate with rip-off artists. And speaking of theft, check this little bit of larceny from Y2K:


CL: You can buy VA cheaper now.

ESR: It's a buying opportunity, yes :-) And I can say that, because I'm not in the United States. If I were in the United States right now, the SEC wouldn't let me say that


For anyone who groks even the slightest edge of SEC rules, the SEC won't let you say it if you're out of the country, either. (Not as a US citizen or resident, anyway.)

Jim on 04.26.05 @ 02:02 AM PST [link]


Wednesday, April 20th

ESR as financial adviser


Rogers Cadenhead has a new piece out on ESR's financial woes

When Sun CEO Scott McNealy called Linux a "zero-revenue model" that could help the company's hardware business, Raymond responded in an open letter:

... the casual equation between "open source" and "zero revenue" suggests that on another level you don't really know what you're talking about. Open source is hardly a zero-revenue model; ask Red Hat, which had a share price over triple Sun's when I just checked.

I practically did a spit take when I read Raymond's taunt this morning. Anyone who compares two companies' share prices as a means of assessing their worth has even less business sense than I do.

It goes on to detail how ESR, dispite his earlier bragging, managed to turn over $36 million dollars in VA Linux shares to $195,000 of cash (pre-tax) in the span of two and one-half years.

Thanks to stubbornness, company loyalty, or a total lack of investment acumen, his own fortunes followed the same miserable trajectory as anyone who bought into one of the Linux IPOs on Day One.


Remember that this is the same ESR who conspired to steal the world's attention away from Free Software, creating his own term "Open Source" to use as a new brand in strict opposition to the one model of software development that has a chance to lift all boats.

Instead, we got license proliferation.

Jim on 04.20.05 @ 07:56 PM PST [link]


Friday, April 15th

Job 'vert of the day


"Experience in GUI development, C+++, interactive services and the obscene retouching of pictures of the CEO would all be a bonus."

"We're looking for a super-smiley wide-awake support guru to act as a part-time bodyguard to our IT manager.
We love Linux. It goes like stink but the desktop drones keep buggering it up. "

Access Devices

Jim on 04.15.05 @ 06:35 AM PST [link]


Neanderthal judge in Spokane over-ruled by Governer



OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Pregnant women will be allowed to divorce their husbands in the state of Washington, thanks to a bill Gov. Christine Gregoire signed Thursday.

"We thought this was the law about 50 years ago," said Rep. Mary Lou Dickerson, D-Seattle, the bill's sponsor.

"No kidding," Gregoire responded. "I was surprised."

The bill was inspired by the plight of Shawnna Hughes, a Spokane woman seeking to divorce her abusive husband. A Spokane County judge revoked her divorce because she was pregnant. Superior Court Judge Paul Bastine ruled that state law said marriages can't be dissolved until the paternity of the unborn child is established, so the state knows who should pay child support.

[link]


Jim on 04.15.05 @ 06:01 AM PST [link]


Spokane: 2nd from Last (according to Tom Sowa!)



Our good friend Tom Sowa reports on a visit by Alan Durning, of Northwest Environmental Education Council. Lets just read it together:

Where Spokane was viewed more closely in this year's score card, the result was a next-to-bottom grade in the category of urban sprawl.

Of seven metropolitan areas located in Cascadia, Spokane is second-to-worst when it comes to sprawl, according to NEW. "The worst is Boise," said Durning. "Those two are the leading examples of sprawl," he said.

The best cities in Cascadia, based on protecting rural land from encroached development, were Vancouver, B.C. and Portland, he said.



Jim on 04.15.05 @ 05:52 AM PST [link]


Sbona continues selling crack


“Vivato is specifically designed to address the special requirements of environments with large coverage areas, such as airports, seaports, cities and towns,” said Gary Sbona, CEO of Vivato. “We look forward to participating at the W2i Digital Cities Convention and sharing best practices.” [link]
Jim on 04.15.05 @ 05:41 AM PST [link]


Support Free WiFi in Spokane


In Spokane urges outdoor dining to boost HotZone use we find the following quote:


To broaden public use of the HotZone, groups who’ve launched the project want to help more than a dozen downtown businesses receive discounts on municipal outdoor café licenses, said Mike Edwards, president of the Downtown Spokane Partnership, a trade association for downtown businesses.


Here's my interpretation, "Hey, if we got people to drive downtown and eat lunch, our parking meter revenue will skyrocket!" While we're at it, lets screw the downtown resturants and coffee shops into a 2-for-1 permit deal!"

These nutjobs have forgotten that its bone-chilling cold during the winter, and 100F plus during the summer in Spokane. Further, for not much more than the $25/month that the city wants for an additional *permit*, any of these venues could install a cheap 802.11b AP and fund a DSL connection. With this option, they could offer their customers *free* wireless with no time limits, *and* they'll help shut down the entirely stupid Vivato-powered "HotZone" due to ever-increasing co-interference.

Here's an offer.

I've got a bunch of hardware sitting around that we're not going to sell, and it might as well go to a good cause.

If you own or manage a Spokane business (downtown or not), I'll *give* you the AP, gratis, if you use it to install free WiFi. You'll need to prove to me that you own or manage the venue in-question, and maybe agree to put up signage (hopefully in the window) that says you support *Free WiFi*. Maybe we'll set the ESSID to something like "Free WiFi!" or "Sink the Parkade". Getting the DSL connection going is up to you, but I'm happy to give you advice and guidence here as well. Its probably best for everyone involved if we figure out a way for you to buy it from someone other than 180networks, but the choice is yours.

So now you have a choice: give more money to the city for a permit, or DIY and give your customers something they want. Something that will drive them to your venue day after day; Free WiFi.

Offer limited to the first 50 respondants.

Jim on 04.15.05 @ 05:15 AM PST [link]


Thursday, April 14th

Don't Cross the Beams!


Ho ho! The fat is in the fire now. Those shyster Ghostbuster Gals revisited the mansion, and they love the new owner. No wait, they also love the old owner, who is easily one of the most dishonest, evil individuals I have ever met. All of Spokane could be forgiven with the exception of a few key assholes, including Neila Poteshman.


On April 6, 2005 Laura Lee and Ronnie revisited The Glover Mansion and found that in spite of the negative business practices of the previous owners who had bought it from their dear friend and client Neila Potashman, Glover Mansion is still Completely Ghost Free! The Mansion exudes the same warm, caring and welcoming spirit that Neila had fostered. The present owner, Bob Adolfson is a wonderful, impeccable man who is history savvy and native to Spokane. He and his staff are the perfect caretakers for this amazing piece of Spokane History. They are even concerned about how the new landscaping will affect the nature surrounding it! The Ghostbuster Gals HIGHLY recommend attending an event at Glover Mansion to see and feel for yourself the thoroughness of their Ghostbusting and energy clearing abilities. In fact, they performed a special ceremony on Apirl 6th to invoke love, peace, harmony, and good luck upon all those who choose to celebrate their special occasions there.


Oooh, goody. A special ceremony. I wonder how much that co$t? (Better not call the local compeition!!)

By the way, girls, its Neila Poteshman, not Potashman. So much for that endorsement. It speaks volumes that you can't spell your "dear friend (and client!!)"'s name correctly.

I got your ectoplasm right here.

" Aagghh -- aaaggghh -- uhh -- uhh -- It slimed me! It slimed me!"



Jim on 04.14.05 @ 02:26 PM PST [link]


Hey, Home & Garden TV


I tore all that crap off the house when I put the new roof on.


During inspection, Meyer thought the guttering was pretty much on last legs, ...

What the hell? It was rusted through almost everywhere.

Additionally, all this wiring got replaced when we installed the 3-phase. That particular panel was so badly overloaded that I'm surprised that the house hadn't caught on fire.


Free advice to future homeowners in Spokane, if you're thinking about using Inland Inspectors, keep looking. (The real solution is to buy a house anywhere but Spokane, but we've been over that before.)

Jim on 04.14.05 @ 01:58 PM PST [link]


Lunatics R Us


A couple weeks ago I posted about the local paper having written a story, and complained about the cost-wall in front of the Spokesman-Review site.

Well, various efforts at being able to actually read what Doug Clark wrote have paid off. While Doug was entirely non-responsive to repeated requests for a copy of the article, I managed to find it on-line, via google.

Here, for your viewing pleasure, is the article. I can't say that Mr. Clark is the most accurate of reporters.


Glover house's new owners aren't laughing, Doug Clark says.
Online prank gives mansion a bad name

Doug Clark
The Spokesman-Review
April 3, 2005

Spokane's Glover Mansion is a marvelous venue. If you're looking for a spooky place to hold a "jail release party," "circumcision celebration" or a "séance," that is.

If that last sentence seems like more of a slam than a sales pitch, welcome to Bob Adolfson's world.

Adolfson, 51, is the current owner of the 1888 landmark former home of James Glover, better known as the "Father of Spokane." His efforts to make the 13,000-square-foot mansion at 321 W. Eighth a profitable destination for weddings and other catered events are being sabotaged, he says, by a Web site dedicated to lampooning his business.

Don't be fooled by the professional appearance of www.glovermansion.com. The site is a nightclub act of barbed one-liners at the Glover Mansion's expense.

On weddings:

"Our elegant ceremonies in the Grand Hall are custom designed to make your event an abiding, cherished memory. Until you get back from the honeymoon and move into your first trailer together. Now where did I put those birth control pills?"

On the service:

"…the Glover Mansion catering staff might meet but never exceed your expectations."

Even old Glover can't escape:

"Tragically, he went bankrupt and was foreclosed on by his banking partners, setting the stage for the rest of Spokane's history of back-stabbing, insider trading and double-dealing."

Adolfson concedes the site is "pretty damned clever." He'd probably be laughing if it wasn't his livelihood being creamed.

He tells of one mother so bothered by the site that she tried to talk her daughter out of getting married at the mansion.

He tells of troubling telephone calls. "They say, 'What in God's name are you doing?' They're just in shock."

So who's behind all this?

Easy. It's Jim and Jamie Thompson, former Glover owners.

The why is harder to answer.

Adolfson bought the mansion from the couple last September. The Thompsons, he contends, launched the satirical Web site about a month ago in retaliation for his refusal to buy their Glover Mansion domain name.

"Jim asked me for $6,000 for the Web site and URL, to which I said no," says Adolfson, adding that he had an official non-satirical site built (http://theglover mansion.com/) for half the money.

Trouble is, it is the Thompsons' spoof site that pops up first whenever the words "Glover Mansion" are entered into an Internet search engine.

Jamie says their site was not created out of any financial concerns or spite. Rather, it was done "as therapy to get over the pain of living in Spokane. It was not a pleasant experience. It's self-parody is what it is. Anybody who reads that should very quickly realize that this is parody."

Jamie and Jim bought the Glover Mansion for $595,000 in 2003, according to a news report. They moved in with high hopes of turning the ornate Kirtland Cutter- designed structure into a lucrative, multi- faceted operation. The couple pumped an additional $250,000 into improvements. The Thompsons now live in Hawaii.

Asked if she can see why Adolfson is so upset, Jamie offers a somewhat cryptic response: "He didn't want the Web site, so …" She lets the last word dangle.

There have been some interesting alterations to the snarky Web site over the last few days. The Glover Mansion telephone number has been removed. And every page is now marked with the words "this site is a parody."

"Satire and parody are covered by the First Amendment," Jamie adds.

But is the domain name still for sale? "Yeah, sure," she offers. "Everything's for sale."

I won't kid you. The parody Web site is funny. Plus it has bonuses. There's a hilarious link to the "Ghostbuster Gals" – two local women who claim to have encountered the undead within the Glover Mansion.

Ghosts and ghouls. Just what every bride-to-be wants to hear when selecting that perfect wedding location.

But as funny as it is, the Web site isn't very nice. The Thompsons know exactly what they are doing.

"We're a start-up business," complains Adolfson. "This makes us look like lunatics."

Jim on 04.14.05 @ 01:42 PM PST [link]


Wednesday, April 13th

signs in and around Oahu




This sign (sorry about the bad camera phone pic) was found at Dixie Grill the local BBQ joint. I say 'local', but its on the other side of the island. Still, we attend on a periodic basis, since the primordial drive to consume charred meat is strong, and its closer than Rudy's in Austin.

Obviously, they're misplaced Texans over at the Dixie Grill. Houston is a fine place to be from.



The second image is more curious. It says polyamorous triad to me, but perhaps I'm just bent that way. Ancient Hawaii's polyamorous culture had a word, punalua that describes the relationship one has with one’s
partner’s other partner. While it can be applied in a polyamorous setting, it can also describe the relationship between sisters-in-law, brothers-in-law, two wives of a man, two husbands of a woman, and so on.

The missionaries squashed that in a hurry. Fucking Christians.
Jim on 04.13.05 @ 03:10 AM PST [link]


Sunday, April 10th

demo of WordsEye in NYC


Bob Coyne, Lisp and graphics hacker, is speaking in NYC this week.

Bob developed S-Paint and Paintamation at Symbolics. After Nichimen acquired the rights to the Sybolics S-suite, Bob and his group created the Mirai 2D/3D animation system and Nendo 3D modeler.

From: Heow Eide-Goodman <lists@alphageeksinc.com">lists@alphageeksinc.com>
To: lisp@lispnyc.org">lisp@lispnyc.org
Date: 30 Mar 2005 12:04:23 -0500

Please join us for our next meeting on Tuesday, April 12th from 7:00 pm
to 9:00 pm at Trinity Lutheran Church.

Bob Coyne, entrepeneur and old-school Lisp developer will be presenting
a special lisp-eyes-only preview of WordsEye. It is the culmination of
years of work and highlights the technology that he developed. It is,
of course, written in Lisp.

WordsEye: Creating 3D scenes from textual descriptions

WordsEye allows untrained users to spontaneously and
interactively create 3D scenes by simply describing them. By
using natural language, ordinary users can quickly create 3D
scenes without having to learn special software, acquire
artistic skills, or even touch a desktop window-oriented
interface. Creating graphics with natural language gives a
new sense of power to words and suggests applications in
education and creative play as well as the creation of visual
art itself. WordsEye relies on a large database of 3D models
and images to depict objects and surface textures. WordsEye
is written in Common Lisp and runs on Linux.

WordsEye screenshot-goodness can be found here:

http://www.lispnyc.org/assets/coyne-we-preview.jpg


Directions:

Trinity Lutheran
602 E. 9th St. & Ave B., on Thomkins Square Park
http://www.luther95.com/TLESP-NYNY/index.html

From N,R,Q,W (8th Street NYU Stop) and the 4,5 (Astor Street Stop):
Walk East 4 blocks on St. Marks, cross Thomkins Square Park.

From F&V (2nd Ave Stop):
Walk E one or two blocks, turn north for 8 short blocks

From L (1st Ave Stop):
Walk E one block, turn sounth for 5 short blocks

The M9 bus line drops you off at the doorstep and the M15 is near get
off on St. Marks & 1st)

To get there by car, take the FDR (East River Drive) to Houston then
go NW till you're at 9th & B. Week-night parking isn't bad at all,
but if you're paranoid about your Caddy or in a hurry, there is a
parking garage on 9th between 1st and 3rd Ave.

- Heow


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Lisp@lispnyc.org">Lisp@lispnyc.org
http://www.lispnyc.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/lisp



Other references to WordsEys can be found
http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=383316



Jim on 04.10.05 @ 03:33 PM PST [link]


Friday, April 8th

low crime in high places


The Spokesman Review reports that the bell from St. Georges School was recently stolen.

When students and staff return to St. George’s School on Monday after spring break, a campus fixture will be noticeably absent – unless the people who stole the 250-pound brass bell over the weekend return it.
[...]
Police say they have no leads.



St. George's was one of the few redeaming things about Spokane. Its a first-rate private school.

In Spokane, they'll steal anything, even if it is tied down. It was probably meth addicts.
Jim on 04.08.05 @ 03:15 PM PST [link]


Thursday, April 7th

Looking forward to summer


Last week, the International Energy Agency, after years of dithering, warned of an imminent global oil shortage and made a list of surprisingly draconian recommendations, from lowering speed limits in all the advanced industrial nations, to a reduced work week, to a ban on using privately-owned vehicles (!).

Nobody in the American government dared comment on that because it might unravel the web of delusion that we can continue living as a nation of tanning hut managers who qualify to buy 3000 square foot suburban McMansions (while making monthly payments on GMC Yukons).

But those rising prices at the gasoline pump send a message that is cutting through all the static of American Idol, Fox TV News, and the attempted panderings of vindictive little pricks such as Tom DeLay. Message: our standard of living is headed down. Fast.

Now, there is every reason to believe that the public will come to misinterpret that message, too, because the whole nation -- including many enviro-progressives, by the way -- have bought into the notion that, whatever else reality offers, we are entitled to a life of easy motoring and Ditech Miracle Mortgages, and an awful lot of people are going to lose their personal revenue streams when that illusion falls away.

Meanwhile, the World Bank has issued notice that Global economic growth has peaked, and Bloomberg reports that gasoline stocks continue to fall, even before the normal summer rise in price.

The warm months of 2005 are shaping up to be a time when the center no longer holds.
Jim on 04.07.05 @ 04:37 AM PST [link]


Wednesday, April 6th

Vivato RIFs another 20+


Vivato closed its San Mateo office effective last Monday. All VPs are gone, save Brad Kolb, who is the new CFO, which can only mean that Regent and the investors will soon close the company, since Kolb isn't a CFO in any material sense.

Stephen Rasmussen and Doug Smidl, both hired by Donald Stalter, are now on the street. Art Coleman and his entire California software team are gone (two have stayed through the end of April to finish a project.) A total of 13 people in the California office have been RIFed, presumably the other seven (plus) affected are in Spokane or the field.

Word I get is that Irwin Federman paid Regent $5MM to sort out the mess.

This is likely just the first strike, as that money will soon run out, if my math is anywhere near accurate.

Jim on 04.06.05 @ 12:28 PM PST [link]


Dabblers and Blowhards


This nails how I feel about ESR and Dave Winer:

I blame Eric Raymond and to a lesser extent Dave Winer for bringing this kind of shlock writing onto the Internet. Raymond is the original perpetrator of the "what is a hacker?" essay, in which you quickly begin to understand that a hacker is someone who resembles Eric Raymond. Dave Winer has recently and mercifully moved his essays off to audio, but you can still hear him snorfling cashew nuts and talking at length about what it means to be a blogger[*]. These essays and this writing style are tempting to people outside the subculture at hand because of their engaging personal tone and idiosyncratic, insider's view. But after a while, you begin to notice that all the essays are an elaborate set of mirrors set up to reflect different facets of the author, in a big distributed act of participatory narcissism.

[*] Winer, at least, has yet to publish a HOWTO on proper oral sex technique, but if he ever touches a woman I expect the worst.

Jim on 04.06.05 @ 08:50 AM PST [link]


Tuesday, April 5th

Spokane: Ugly and Humorless


So, the Spokane paper got (down)wind of a little skirmish going on between the new owners of our former house and us. The pinhead who bought it decided to welch on the deal we had, so, in an act of therapy, we re-worked the website into a work of art.

A constitutionally-protected work of art.

Real, live First Amendment stuff. ("You can't hide behind that!", he retorted when I explained that it was a self-parody, and that we weren't using it for commercial gain, so he could go pound sand.)

Someone bitched (any guesses?), and the paper investigated, then wrote the obvious story.

Due to the cost-wall, I've not read the whole story. The Spokesman is one of the few newspapers in this nation to charge for access to its website. I've actually heard is the largest newspaper in the nation to do so. This is unsuprising, since Spokane is full of cost-walls. As an example, Spokane also one of the few cities (and the largest of the set) to charge for access to its downtown WiFi network.

Spokane deplores its own citizenry, and their businesses. Doing business in Spokane is an entirely greed-driven proposition. Everyone has their hand out, and co-operation is a rare find. You must scrape for every bit of leverage, and bribes are required everywhere. I'm not saying that there aren't good people in Spokane. There are, we met a few, and I'm sure there are others.

The people who inhabit spokane react with fear and loathing to anyone, and anything from "outside". You are not welcome here. This probably is the result of a deep self-loathing. People living in Spokane know they are trapped in a town that will grind them to paste. Many who try to leave come back, because they no longer feel comfortable in a world without boundries and the gentle touch of their master's whip, even if their masters no longer care for their well-being.

The city just cut 20% of the local fire department last December. Spokane's firefigers are blogging back, but in the meantime, things got worse for Spokane's citizens. Meanwhile the same city council approved $24 million to expand its (mostly empty) convention center.

Hmm, fewer firemen, bigger buildings. Fewer firemen, bigger buildings. A ticking timebomb if you ask me. Spokane once burned to ash because the city fathers didn't think that a fire department was necessary.

The Spokane PD is already so over-run with violent crime that its ability to investigate property crime is almost absent. Burglary, larceny and theft (including motor vehicle theft) is at or above 200% of the national average. These crime rates are higher because Spokane's criminal element knows that there is a good chance they'll get away with it. The cops are too buy with Spokane's high murder, rape and assult crime rates.

Well, we're getting the obvious hate mail now. Turns out we're not alone in the
Citizens of Spokane have little humor department. Same issue of the same paper, even. I'll bet the paper doesn't publish an explaination for us though. Hell, polite requests for a copy of the article have been silently ignored by the reporter.

Fuck 'em, I say. Fuck all the apes in that racist, whore-ridden, noxious shit-stain of a town. Fuck them all with a very sharp stick, and an aluminum baseball bat to the head.


Jim on 04.05.05 @ 02:47 AM PST [link]


Still thinking about outsourcing?


"An international consulting firm determined that the average labor productivity in the modern sectors of India is 15 percent of that in the United States. In other words, if you hired an average Indian worker and paid him one-fifth of what you paid an average American worker, it would cost you more to get a given amount of work done in India than in the United States. Paying 20 percent of what an American worker earns to someone who produces only 15 percent of what an American worker produces increases your labor costs, even though you are hiring "cheap labor" and are virtually certain to be accused of exploitation."
Applied Economics: Thinking Beyond Stage One, by Thomas Sowell's (P.41)
Jim on 04.05.05 @ 01:26 AM PST [link]


Saturday, April 2nd

Firetide extinguished, Canopy killing its own


I got a notel from someone who would know that, as of tonight, all remaining staff in Hawaii, the ex-chief architect, the chief architect, the CTO, and a couple of others were laid off today at Firetide, "to reduce expenses".

In other news - i saw a press release from Strix claiming the largest temporary mesh ever deployed at 25 nodes. When I installed the WiFi at the Austin airport, back in 2000, we had 13 APs doing something a lot like "mesh". (I subsequently connected them to a wired infrastructure.) Now Strix takes credit for a deployment that isn't a lot different. Tellingly, 2 of the nodes in the Strix deployment are wired.

I also have to note Firetide's recent press release that they installed all of three nodes in Culver City.

Three nodes?

Meanwhile, OLSR has been used to create networks nearly as large, or larger.

Also noted, Ray Noorda's daughter took her own life last week.

This after Robert Penrose killed himself. in late December.

To answer or reply to a message in the Yahoo finance forum, Rob, as far as friends and his immediate family are aware of, was not dealing with depression or simialr problems. He was a well natured person, active in his community and church. His death was a complete supprise to everyone which has left us all wondering why and exaclty what happend. While we may never know the details, all current indications are that this was directly related to what was going on in his work environment.

Less than two months ago, Val Noorda Kreidel sued Canopy's former management. Less than a week after that suit was settled, she took her own life.

Also , Ralph Yarro, post his settlement with Canopy, is now SCOXE’s largest shareholder at approximately 30% shares outstanding. According to court documents, Yaro attempted to blame Kreidel for Penrose's suicide.

Court records filed in the Canopy suits noted that Penrose, 39, had become distraught after a closed-door Dec. 22 meeting with Mustard. (Mustard is Canopy's interim CEO.) Further, Canopy's legal proceedings show that Penrose had been granted 150,000 options of Canopy by Yaro, worth nearly 3 million dollars when they were granted (and immediately vested).

The normal reason for executives to suicide is fear of exposure. Both left behind spouses and 4 or 5 children. Both were practicing Mormons. One was on each side of the SCO/Canopy 'war'. Penrose's ties were obvious, Yaro had handed him three million large.

Suicide is an unforgivable sin in the LDS church, and will strip the suicide of all "blessings" in the afterlife. For this and other reasons, suicide has a low occurence rate amoung practicing LDS.

Something stinks. Penrose likely killed himself because he was about to be exposed on whatever puppet strings Yaro had attached. Kreidel's suicide is more baffling. What is Canopy hiding?

Jim on 04.02.05 @ 04:42 AM PST [link]


Friday, April 1st

Programming tool of the day


Cenqua have partnered with Herman Miller, makers of the legendary Aeron, to produce the ultimate must-have for Extreme XPers: The PairOn. Be sure to buy one for your Team Room.



Key Features:
Fully unit-tested in our ego-free ergonomics lab
Essential office furniture for any eXtreme XP Pair (XXPP)
Fully adjustable via individual or pair control
can be levered to standup-meeting height
40-hour-week alarm buzzer built in
Available in a range of attractive colours

Cenqua also offer Commentator, a new tool that will automatically comment your code.




Jim on 04.01.05 @ 03:33 PM PST [link]



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