Sex, Drugs & Unix

Monday, March 27th

Genesis 7:11-12,20



In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights.


Co-incidentally, its been raining here since February 19th, and it has continued to rain for the past 37 days and 37 nights.

Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.

Kauai only got 42% of that.
Jim on 03.27.06 @ 06:47 PM PST [link]


Friday, March 24th

macMini, now with 2GB


My 12" 1.0GHz PowerBook has been in and out of AppleCare for the past three weeks. First the drive went bad, they replaced it, but less than 24 hours after I got it back (last Friday) it suddenly shut itself off, and wouldn't turn back on. I had to wait until Monday

In the meantime, tired of having to survive with "desktop linux" (what a crock of shit) I went to the local CompUSA and bought myself a single-core Intel macMini. Brought it home, plugged it in, and relaxed in the cool water of a superior desktop. After spending a few days getting things "back to normal" (transferring all of my mp3s, and a few of the songs I've purchased from ITMS, getting used to the keyboard (I do miss my IBM Model T), loading Quicksilver and the like, it was clear that this is not only a fucntional desktop replacement, but it puts a lot less heat into the room than my Shuttle SFF linux box.

You will note that I didn't buy the mini from the local Apple Store. The reason is, I hate being lied to. I did go look at/try out the mini in the store, and had a credit card at the ready. They would have sold me a machine that day, except for one little problem.

I'd noticed that the two minis on one side of the room were way slow (icons on the Dock would bounce 3-4 times before a window would appear (and we're talking things like System Profiler and iTunes here, not some PPC program running under Rosetta), and in-general the machines seemed "pokey". Other Intel-powered machines (an iMac, a "MacBook Pro") seemed fine, and the other two (Intel) minis that were shown were also both just fine. I asked the man-in-black and he, needing to provide an answer beyond "I don't know", offered up that the Apple store runs some software in the background that helps the store employees recover the machine after J. Random Customer frobs the configuration into machine catatonia.

Which, ya know, doesn't explain why the other machines were fine.

I then asked about memory upgrades, and the guy started trying to talk me into an iMac, rather than a macMini. I thanked him, left, and decided to try CompUSA the following day (Sunday). The nice man in the red shirt at that store was able to say "I don't know" when.. he didn't know. Refreshing.

On Wednesday I ordered a 2GB "matched pair" of SO-DIMMs from Other World Computing. They arrived today, so I dug out the putty knife and performed surgery. I'm happy to say that the patient survived. I've never had this much RAM in a personal machine, its nice. 'top' reports that I've used about 1/2 of it after an hour of doing my normal set of things. Thats nice, because I expect to fire up the compiler (Xcode) soon and get to work on the next project.

Oh yeah, my PowerBook came back (via DHL) today. We'll see if they really did fix it, or if they simply stuffed it back in the box.

This marks the fifth Mac I've owned in my life. The other four, in cronologic order:

A "fat" (512KB) Mac (the original kind), which I eventually traded for a (Valid) Unix box.

A "Blue & White" G3, upgraded to a 550GHz G4 CPU and 1GB of memory, which was the original Musenki build machine.

The 12" PowerBook, (1.25GB) purchased to replace the 15" Powerbook that I'd carried at Vivato.

A PowerPC mini, (1.25GB) which I received for a birthday present last year. It sits downstairs, attached to the 50" Sony, and makes for a far superior DVD player than anything I might want to buy in a "consumer electronics" store.


Jim on 03.24.06 @ 08:27 PM PST [link]


Monday, March 13th

Satan gave me a taco


http://www.wral.com/news/7956340/detail.html

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=bizarre&id=3988145

Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one
An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was a-tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak
So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised
In a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused.

Jim on 03.13.06 @ 03:07 PM PST [link]


Friday, March 10th

HTML O' the day



"Here's Dick Armey. Here's Newt. Newt. Newt. Reagan. More Newt. Newt
with Grover [ Norquist ] this time, and with Rabbi [ Daniel ] Lapin.
But Newt never met me.... Ollie North. Newt. Can't be Newt... he never
met me. Oh, Newt! What's he doing there? Must be a Newt look-alike. I
have more pictures of him than I have of my wife. Newt again! It's sick!
I thought he never met me!"

-- Jack Abramoff, rummaging bitterly through a box of old photos
with Vanity Fair reporter David Margolick for a profile in the
April issue, after hearing that the former House speaker denies
knowing him.

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You kind of have to sneak up on a Mac. [Warning: Adult Language, Loud]



But what it has lacked in beauty and amenity, it has made up for
in crabgrass-like persistence.



Styrofoam to plastic. [From: GMSV]


The rise and fall of Usenet, and Flame Warriors. [From: GMSV]



Godel, Escher, Blog



Guy's Bozofication Aptitude Test



And now, with those caveats, take out your air freshener, put
on your windbreaker and take a listen.


The Ketchup Effect
[Warning: Adult Content, Brief Nudity, Loud, Strong Sexual Content]



The Giraffe Test.



Demo O' The Day



"The security guard says, 'We've had a complaint that some guy
is walking down the hall in his boxers, wearing a sombrero, with
a bottle of Bud in one hand and an inflatable dinosaur in the
other, making too much noise.'

Jim on 03.10.06 @ 09:44 AM PST [link]




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