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03/10/2006: "HTML O' the day"

"Here's Dick Armey. Here's Newt. Newt. Newt. Reagan. More Newt. Newt
with Grover [ Norquist ] this time, and with Rabbi [ Daniel ] Lapin.
But Newt never met me.... Ollie North. Newt. Can't be Newt... he never
met me. Oh, Newt! What's he doing there? Must be a Newt look-alike. I
have more pictures of him than I have of my wife. Newt again! It's sick!
I thought he never met me!"
-- Jack Abramoff, rummaging bitterly through a box of old photos
with Vanity Fair reporter David Margolick for a profile in the
April issue, after hearing that the former House speaker denies
knowing him.

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You kind of have to sneak up on a Mac. [Warning: Adult Language, Loud]


But what it has lacked in beauty and amenity, it has made up for
in crabgrass-like persistence.


Styrofoam to plastic. [From: GMSV]

The rise and fall of Usenet, and Flame Warriors. [From: GMSV]


Godel, Escher, Blog


Guy's Bozofication Aptitude Test


And now, with those caveats, take out your air freshener, put
on your windbreaker and take a listen.

The Ketchup Effect
[Warning: Adult Content, Brief Nudity, Loud, Strong Sexual Content]


The Giraffe Test.


Demo O' The Day


"The security guard says, 'We've had a complaint that some guy
is walking down the hall in his boxers, wearing a sombrero, with
a bottle of Bud in one hand and an inflatable dinosaur in the
other, making too much noise.'