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10/21/2005: "You down with OPB?"

Toi Sennhauser, probably can't get a permit from the Seattle Health Department, for her choice of yeast source, though she certainly has figured out the Global Microbrand thing. (Perhaps thats a Global Microbrew as well.)

If she starts making bread, I'm claiming first dibs on the semi-obvious "bun in the oven" joke.

Wouldn't you just LOVE IT if a beautiful girl in a freaky cleavage-poppin' Oktoberfest outfit handed you a nice icy cold beer RIGHT NOW? Mmm, beer! Would you still drink it if I told you that Toi made that beer with yeast from her own vagina? That she made a keg of homebrew, called "Toi Sennhauser's OPB—Original Pussy Beer"?



This takes "Markets are conversations" in an entirely new direction. If you didn't get that, go look up "conversation" in a dictionary and you will note that its a polite way of saying "to fuck". Even Ms. Sennhauser says, "Humanity was built on beer and conversation. Please enjoy both.", though I'm not sure to which definition "conversation" she is referring. Perhaps she is being less that specific with intent.

Toi Sennhauser was born in Thailand in 1977 and raised in Thailand and Austria. She moved to the United States in 1997 where she attended the University of Washington, finishing with a BFA in sculpture.  She currently resides in Seattle with her husband.  Her future plans include an MFA for sculpture and becoming a kick-ass culinary chef.