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05/25/2005: "Not true, not really..."

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border when they passed the dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch beside the road. A short distance further along the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi rebel. I aimed my rifle and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"

He looked me right in the eye and screamed back, "George Bush is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"

"We were still standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."